Ok, so sue us – we cannot sing and we obviously cannot write lyrics (or even mediocrely improvise on existing ones). We can however, spend the next few hundred or so words attempting to describe to you how devastatingly delicious our newest shipment of goods for the store is. Mehlenbacher’s Taffy, meet (your name here). You, meet eat devour every stick in sight all of the above, Mehlenbacher’s Taffy.
This isn’t your grandma’s, buy-it-in-a-barrel standard salt water taffy. This is that stuff on steroids, or perhaps another enhancing substance without the dangerous side effects, because the only bad thing that happens when this candy is in the room is that you lose all semblance of self control (like we had any to begin with). Mehlenbacher’s Taffy makes you feel like a kid in a candy store in all the best of ways. The woodblock-inspired label evokes just the right sense of nostalgia while the candy bar-sized portion gives you something seriously delicious to chew on now and later (and then some!). And in the 10 flavors we carry, there is something for everyone, even those supposed taffy naysayers. From Strawberry Cheesecake to Iced Coffee, Mehlenbacher’s Taffy will make a believer of you yet.
I would say something clever here, but I'm busy eating taffy.
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